not quite eclectically speaking

so try this:

open itunes
go to music store
search and purchase the song "alpha beta gaga" by air and rhymefest
listen once

if during or moments after you listen you never once attempted to whistle then i will swear to christ paypal your ass $.99*

i offer this because its impossible to listen and not whistle

so, it turns out the scariest part about picking up and heading down south america way for an undetermined amount of time will be:

1) no ice coffee. (note ice and not iced). if you say iced then "why don't you burn in hell!"
2) no morning becomes eclectic

not having these two items anymore may just turn my world upside down.

to all you bitches drinking ice coffee right now, well, um, in two days i wish i were you.

and to all you bitches drinking ice coffee and listening to morning becomes eclectic right now, well holy shit, a vision of myself doing the same will happen every night in my dream very soon.

but let me tell yoiu somehting that really sucks, still ice coffee related: just 4 days ago i found the best source of ice coffee ever made. "the best jerry, the best!" we're talking the cream of the crop, best i've ever tasted. ever. ever. and starting today i won't have it again until who knows when. forever. if you happen to be traveling through vt sometime then drop me an email and i'll give you d's to 3 bean coffee, trust me it will be worth it. better email me a few weeks in advance though, i'm in the middle of nowhere.

this day 1 year ago i was.

this day 1 year from now i'll be.

but this day next week i'll be sunburned and exhausted.



*should be noted that i'll never actually do that. never swear to christ that is.