sneaky emails

crazy shitsa been been happening in my life since i last updated, but i'll only mention 5 of the 6 things here:

1) survivor 10 ended and holy shit tom won. didn't see that coming.

2) lohan got crazy skinny.

3) lohan got crazy skanky. oh lilo, what happened? please lay off the coke.

4) remember that famous actress i had dinner with? apparently she prefers the shaved look. i do as well. at least i did until i found out we were talking about her head.

5) and, i got an email:

so, you know when you get those emails that have the subject lines filled with something redic like "BARELY 18 CUTE NEIGHBORHOOD GIRL SHOWS ALL ON HIDDEN WEBCAM!!!!!"

don't ever click on them. because they're obviously way older than 18 a scam. but like i always say, you don't know till you try yourself.

so lets say, just for example, that something very much like the following arrives in your yahoo email:

To: raz (razyboy@yahoo.com)
From: Lohan Personal Asst. (yxruia;sldkf@fuckthesesluts.com)
Subject: "LINDSY LOHAN EXCLUSIVE SHOWER WEBCAM!"

now, to most this will look like some spam that slipped by the filter and is now sitting happily in your unread inbox. but it can't be spam because it didn't go to the spam folder. and it can't be spam because who would send lilo spam? so obviously one wouuld have to click on the email, i mean this is lilo we're talking about. everything lilo must be clicked. PLUS, lets not forget (lets not forget dude) that this is from lilo's personal assistant, so it has to be real. has to. be. PLUS we're talking about an exclusive SHOWER webcam. and who other than a personal assistant would have the ability to set-up a shower webcam? i mean honestly, this can't be a fake.

what i WILL SAY is that i don't understand why lilo's personal assistant couldn't spell her employers name correctly. that was a bit odd. a bit.

now lets talk money. how much is something like this worth to a lilo fan? do i hear $20? $40? get real. this is a hidden cam in lilo's SHOWER we're talking about. lets start the bidding at $150 and work from there.

so lets say for example i decide to send the $235 to lilo's personal assistant. and then, for example, lets say that i don't hear anything back......um, ever, for like a month now and counting. lets say so long ago that when i theoretically sent the cash she wasn't all skank yet. lets say. lets just say and be done.