test time

the picture you see above:

a) was taken by me (her camera) moments before we fucked like rabbits.

b) is too sexy to actually think about.

c) is of someone far too young for the likes of me to enjoy.

d) should not be viewed if you're home alone. with a free right hand.

if you selected all of the above then you are correct, but unfortunately you're also retarded, as there is no all of the above option.

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lets try something a little harder. the visuals are my bread and butter when it comes to testing. at least i think. the fact that i'm color blind probably only helps me right?. however, i can't see this one to save my life (wait, there is color in teh puzzle below, right?). if you know then please answer in the comments. however, know that if i can't see it myself then its probably a trick question. it has to be. has to. be.

What would be the next picture in this series?

Choose one of the following five:

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on a related subject - shit that just don't seem to be working:

you know when you see this really hot girl when you're walking down the street? you know how there seems to be a new and different and hotter girl every day? you know how when you see her you always have to go up to her and ask her if she'd like to fuck, right then, right there? you know? yeah, well, i've been getting the shut down lately. i can't imagine why.

or

i wish for once i could land ass backwards into a pot of gold instead of face forward into a pile of shit. for once.