file under “R” for really retarded
will google ever release something that doesn’t stay in beta stage for like a million years? isn’t it time for gmail 1.0? its been out for years already. or at least months. and seriously, they can make it available to everyone now, no need for the special secret invites. everyone who wants one has one, everyone who wants one and doesn’t have one is, is, something. i now have 73 invites i can send. that means one of two things, though probably both: i have no friends or google has gone a bit too far with a good idea.
now lets talk about google maps: oops, google maps BETA. one visit to maps and you quickly realize how much better it is than yahoo maps or mapquest. the google beta release makes it look like yahoo and mapquest didn’t even try. you know yahoo and mapquest (especially) were like “oh well that pretty much fucks us right up the ass” as soon as they saw the google release. but for real, i know its just a beta release, but can they get rid of all those example searches, please? who the hell cares about kansas city? it isn’t even in kansas, which is my main problem with using it as an example. “hmm, lets name this place kansas city, put it in missouri, and better yet – right on the missouri/kansas boarder. yeah i guess that would make sense, right?” use a city that isn’t retarded, please. at least pick some interesting destination examples. but it does make me wonder whatever the hell could be at 10 market street san fran.
the other beta product, i mean google product that could not be any more wow – google desktop search. wait, its out of beta! oh google, you’re even funny about it.
waiting for: the google internet browser, beta style of course. though i’ll feel bad for these guys. man, i’m conflicted here. firefox is obviously the best browser currently available, and they’ve got such a good thing going, but if google releases a browser you know firefox won’t stand a chance.
google, the next microsoft, only people like you.
everything easy. everything free. everything incredibly cool. oh google.
anyfuck, on to the less important:
apparently there IS something that would suck harder than a blow job from paris hilton. should i be getting worried about arrested development? what is all this talk about how arrested development is NOT being cancelled? if its not being cancelled then why get worried about it, right? either way, this should give us some concrete insight.
if you think trying to get your message across via caps is stupid THEN YOU ARE STUPID, STUPID! “you know what’s stupid?, you, stupid”
mmm, daniel day-lewis and catherine keener. heaven.
is it weird to feel so happy for someone you’ve never met? again, tony has the best blogdamn site ever, and here he is getting all famous, as usual, and by the designers of his blog no less.
and, in case you forgot: you are definitely gay if you haven’t listened to kings of leon yet. “dear josh, we came by to fuck you, but you weren’t here. therefore, you are gay.”
don’t even think about clicking this unless you have the next 4 hours free. if they had the category “bloggers who read read their own blog way more than they should, like they can’t stop kind of crazy” then i’m sure i would have won. hmm, not sure if that would have been good or bad.
just realized and fascinated by: nothing in the world has a 100% chance of happening. amazing.
one thing for sure:
now lets talk about google maps: oops, google maps BETA. one visit to maps and you quickly realize how much better it is than yahoo maps or mapquest. the google beta release makes it look like yahoo and mapquest didn’t even try. you know yahoo and mapquest (especially) were like “oh well that pretty much fucks us right up the ass” as soon as they saw the google release. but for real, i know its just a beta release, but can they get rid of all those example searches, please? who the hell cares about kansas city? it isn’t even in kansas, which is my main problem with using it as an example. “hmm, lets name this place kansas city, put it in missouri, and better yet – right on the missouri/kansas boarder. yeah i guess that would make sense, right?” use a city that isn’t retarded, please. at least pick some interesting destination examples. but it does make me wonder whatever the hell could be at 10 market street san fran.
the other beta product, i mean google product that could not be any more wow – google desktop search. wait, its out of beta! oh google, you’re even funny about it.
waiting for: the google internet browser, beta style of course. though i’ll feel bad for these guys. man, i’m conflicted here. firefox is obviously the best browser currently available, and they’ve got such a good thing going, but if google releases a browser you know firefox won’t stand a chance.
google, the next microsoft, only people like you.
everything easy. everything free. everything incredibly cool. oh google.
anyfuck, on to the less important:
apparently there IS something that would suck harder than a blow job from paris hilton. should i be getting worried about arrested development? what is all this talk about how arrested development is NOT being cancelled? if its not being cancelled then why get worried about it, right? either way, this should give us some concrete insight.
if you think trying to get your message across via caps is stupid THEN YOU ARE STUPID, STUPID! “you know what’s stupid?, you, stupid”
mmm, daniel day-lewis and catherine keener. heaven.
is it weird to feel so happy for someone you’ve never met? again, tony has the best blogdamn site ever, and here he is getting all famous, as usual, and by the designers of his blog no less.
and, in case you forgot: you are definitely gay if you haven’t listened to kings of leon yet. “dear josh, we came by to fuck you, but you weren’t here. therefore, you are gay.”
don’t even think about clicking this unless you have the next 4 hours free. if they had the category “bloggers who read read their own blog way more than they should, like they can’t stop kind of crazy” then i’m sure i would have won. hmm, not sure if that would have been good or bad.
just realized and fascinated by: nothing in the world has a 100% chance of happening. amazing.
one thing for sure:
next time on razyboy.com: a connection, missed
thrown together by raz at 9:51 AM
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