Tuesday, January 25, 2005

i need some craigslist counsel here, please!

so i have reason to believe my girlfriend may be interested in dating other men. you see, i own an ibook computer on which i use safari for internet use. My girlfriend has recently been using this computer at my house during the day, as she is out of work and needs to find a new job. the problem is that i don’t think she’s using it for creating cover letters and resumes; i think she’s using it to find other men. i think this because recently, while searching craigslist, i noticed the “men seeking women” link was all purplish (meaning it had been clicked). note, the link should definitely have been blue, as i would never have a reason to click this link myself. it being purplish in color could mean only one thing - my girlfriend was searching for some new ass. venturing further into the link myself, just to see what else was purplish (thus clicked by her), i noticed a particular theme:

“Master seeking new slave – 19”
“spank me, then i’ll spank you even harder – 21”
“Sugar Guy $eeks Some Sugar Ass – 23”
“trust me, you’ll like anal – 20”

there were a few more, but you get the idea. basically i can assume that she is not getting, and needs some or all of the following:

1) some new ass
2) some younger ass (i’m 26)
3) some general ass abuse
4) some sugar in/on/around her ass?

understand this; i love my girlfriend, i need my girlfriend, i don’t want to lose my girlfriend. i love the way she can’t fall asleep at night unless i kiss her forehead. i love the way she talks to herself in whispers when she’s upset. i love how we can have morning sex without caring about bad breath. i love our secret jokes, our special instant messages we send each other, her phone calls when i’m away traveling. i just love her.

shit. i never thought my age was a problem (she’s a bit younger, 21). sexually i couldn’t ask for anything more, and i assumed she was completely satisfied. i guess i should have been more forthright in asking how much more i could do to please her, or what her sexual desires or fantasies could be. thinking back, i probably should have been a bit more attentive to her “will you ride my ass a bit harder this time?, please?” comments, and especially that time she said “no, no, no! you’re not pounding my ass hard enough! harder!". man, if only i had been a little more rough with her ass. fuck!, i should have listened. i don't know what the christ i should do now, and i'm afraid she might just up and leave me for another man.

so what i really want to know is this - does anyone have any idea what i can do to my ibook/safari browser to make all my craigslist links blue again? (clearing the history and cache does not seem to work).

thanks

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