the ticket to what i need

nothing says christmas like supermodels in underwear.

seen the latest softcore porn video by victoria’s secret? (aka the new christmas tv ad)

i’m not big on christmas, but i’m big on watching beautiful half-naked ladies dance around on the tv whispering “tell me you love me, miss me, want me, excite me, dazzle me, delight me.” wow. just try to watch this commercial and not get aroused. seriously, is this shit even legal? is tyra banks really allowed to get naked and start whispering sweet nothings to me at 9pm when i’m all alone in my apartment watching i can’t remember what? man, that commercial is better than half the porn i’ve ever downloaded. you find better.

but wait one fuck, i thought supermodels were mutes? i thought they could just look pretty, no? but really, have you ever seen supermodels speak? not only do they speak in this commercial, they whisper, seductively. they whisper with smiles on their faces and sparkle in their eyes. they’re asking you to want them, dazzle them, excite them, delight them, and tell them there’s nobody in the world like them. i would do all of that baby, just tell me where to meet you.

don’t know about you, but i’m certainly making a stop or two at victoria’s secret this holiday season. if banks is in there whispering “delight me” then she better watch out, there’s no gift like a christmas gift from raz.

xmas 2004 tv ad - exclusive online cut