NAKED ELIZA & AMI SURVIVOR PICS! LOTS!

welcome to the new victoria’s secret/lindsay lohan/survivor tribute blog.

this tribute blog goes surface deep on issues such as:

odds that survivor 10 will suck as much ass as survivor 9? hopefully pretty bad.

vegas odds on ami cusack (survivor babe) being in playboy next year: 5:1 (yay!)

raz odds on eliza orlins (less hot survivor babe) being in playboy next year: 10 million:1 (this is a good thing).

raz odds that he will ever meet a shepherdess named dolly, or a barista named ami: the odds make me cry.

is there a cooler couple in the world than amber brkich and rob mariano from survivor all-stars? the dismal ending of this seasons survivor made me think back to the all-star season. i know it was a long time ago, but never has there been a better survivor or a better survivor win than the one amber and rob had on survivor all-star? oh man. there might a rumor about them being on the next amazing race. god, that is so awesome. rob. amber. coolest. ever. odds they’ll win the amazing race: pretty damn good.

also, just so we’re clear: seeing amber in playboy would be just as good as seeing ami. so amber if you’re reading this don’t get mad that i didn’t post odds for you. vegas doesn’t have them and i pretty much know for sure its not going to happen. but it would be so cool if you surprised me. it would make for a sweet christmas present. think about it.

NOTICE TO YOU GOOGLERS WHO KEEP COMING HERE LOOKING FOR ELIZA ORLINS NAKED PICS: THEY DON’T EXIST! (yet). AND WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR NAKED PICTURES OF HER? YOU SHOULD REALLY BE LOOKING FOR NAKED PICS OF AMI, SHE’S WAY HOTTER AND WAY COOLER AND JUST WAY. (naked ami pics do exist. um, apparently).

onward to topics just as boring:

the possibility that i’ll be buying a copy of entertainment weekly this week? pathetically good.

and while we’re at it: if fez (wilper vladdarrrrra or whatev) could get a date with lilo then i could, right? i mean come on, fez? he’s gay right?

my lilo made a cameo appearance on saturday night live and i missed it. i wish she’d do a cameo appearance in my bed soon. DO YOU HEAR ME LINDSAY!? I’M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH!

turns out tyra banks WAS NOT in the victoria’s secret i visited last weekend, making it impossible for me to give her the christmas gift i had ready.

and, will catherine keener be in another movie already? oops, where’d that come from?

next time on razyboy.com - fan email from someone famous! posted! + raz joins a band. yes, we're cooler than your band. way.