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thoughts from today:
will i ever get to work on time?

is there anyone in the world cooler than jena malone?

is there anyone funnier than chad?

will i ever actually be able to skip christmas?

must every newspaper and news program do an feature on jones soda and the nasty ass crap in a bottle they produced for this thanksgiving?

did i really think i had the will power to quit the iced juice?

why won't the victoria’s secret angels come to boston?

is alexa actually hot? and who knew there was another blogger with as much apostrophe trouble as me?

is the best of craigslist getting updated this thursday or next?

can the onion sell-out any more than they already have?

are nipple slips the new newsmaker or what? keep 'em coming

are we really just one month away from the life aquatic & ocean’s twelve?

will my jane ever come back?

my lindsay actually dated fez? didn't they pretend date on a that 70's show once? is that how they started actually dating? why can't i date you lindsay, why?

there are people in iceland and malaysia that read this blog? sweet.

the new garden state soundtrack + its poker night + mean girls is in the mail = cloud nine