giving thanks, indeed

i really shouldn’t be saying this on here because there might be people who read this and know me, but.

the number of naked women that have been in my bed this past week. oh. my. god.

it would make you sick, really. i sleep with a lot of women, no lie. i guess those of you that know me know this, but for those of you who don’t then i’m here to tell you.

told.

i’m not sure exactly how this comes to be, this constant stream of women arriving in my bed night after night. i mean i know a lot of women, true. i know a lot of women that want to sleep with me, true. i know a lot of men who wish they had the kind of luck i have, true.

i know what you want to ask, so i’ll just tell you. yes, they are extremely hot. all of them. i know this. they know this. and we all fuck like rabbits knowing this. i scream, they scream, we all scream for more wild sex.

we’re all extremely sorry roommates, please understand. i’m sure it sounds like some pretty crazy shit happening behind that door at all hours of the night. just give a knock on the door next time and we’ll quiet down, or maybe just jump in on the action yourselves. whichev is easiest. if i can’t help you then you might as well help yourselves. help me, help you.

helped.

if that bed is a rockin’ you best come a knockin’

ladies, you know its been a pleasure.

pleased.

raz has a lot to be thankful for this holiday season.

thanked.