retard and football

since i’m currently the only blog in the world without any mention of politics recently i guess i should make an attempt:

the photos below show the two candidates running for election this year. i think.

one of them likes to play football, but only if he’s just getting off a plane or about to board a plane. also, he changes his mind a lot or at least people say he does. i do too. so i guess i don’t have a problem with that.

the other likes to make funny retard faces when on camera and cry a whole lot. he also likes to say ultra stupid and ultra conflicting things on camera: I believe I'm going to win, because the American people know I know how to lead. I've shown the American people I know how to lead. I understand everybody in this country doesn't agree with the decisions I've made. And I made some tough decisions. But people know where I stand.

there, i attempted.