pfft, redic
excited about the new black ipod? neither am i.
excited about the new ipod photo? neither am i.
when it comes to apple you expect more and get more. i expected more and got less. the only thing you can come to expect with the new blacky is to pay more than you expect.
signed ipod by U2? who listens to U2 anymore? you mean i get a free poster with my purchase?! sweet. can’t wait.
wait, can i get the black ipod without all that signing on the back because i don’t really want it or need it? no. no option. blacky must be signed by boner or bano and edge or the edge or whatev the hell they call each other.
ok, well, i’ll get it anyway, pack her up and ship her out. what? there’s a 3 week wait? you’re not actually selling them yet?
i get a $50 credit towards some complete U2 boxed set action? sweet! only i can’t seem to find this shit yet on a search with itunes. odd.
and i’m sure the ipod photo would be cool if you could think of a better name for it, seriously. and are you sure you priced them right? i know you like to charge up the ass, but come on, $500 or $600 for this thing? please, a little more expensive so nobody can afford it. why not just make it a million bucks for christ. outrageous. couple hundred more can buy one of your laptops. a laptop. and you want me to pay $600 for something that just plays music and lets you look at photos on a tiny little screen half the size of my pinky finger?
oh well.
planning on coming out with a britney spears version as well i see. that will be a sweet idea. sellout. but wait, is the free poster going to be of her naked? cause then i'll be lovin ya again.
excited about the new ipod photo? neither am i.
when it comes to apple you expect more and get more. i expected more and got less. the only thing you can come to expect with the new blacky is to pay more than you expect.
signed ipod by U2? who listens to U2 anymore? you mean i get a free poster with my purchase?! sweet. can’t wait.
wait, can i get the black ipod without all that signing on the back because i don’t really want it or need it? no. no option. blacky must be signed by boner or bano and edge or the edge or whatev the hell they call each other.
ok, well, i’ll get it anyway, pack her up and ship her out. what? there’s a 3 week wait? you’re not actually selling them yet?
i get a $50 credit towards some complete U2 boxed set action? sweet! only i can’t seem to find this shit yet on a search with itunes. odd.
and i’m sure the ipod photo would be cool if you could think of a better name for it, seriously. and are you sure you priced them right? i know you like to charge up the ass, but come on, $500 or $600 for this thing? please, a little more expensive so nobody can afford it. why not just make it a million bucks for christ. outrageous. couple hundred more can buy one of your laptops. a laptop. and you want me to pay $600 for something that just plays music and lets you look at photos on a tiny little screen half the size of my pinky finger?
oh well.
planning on coming out with a britney spears version as well i see. that will be a sweet idea. sellout. but wait, is the free poster going to be of her naked? cause then i'll be lovin ya again.
thrown together by raz at 9:10 AM
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