lots of boob on the new survivor: vanuatu (aka boobs: vanuatu). but then why wouldn’t there be? to get on the show you must be:

a) one hot-ticket of a model (male or female)
b) work construction (any area thereof, though highway is your best bet)
c) be a farmer (if you’re a pig farmer apply now for survivor 10. they love you)
d) a farmer or construction worker that is also a model

9 of 18 contestants fit into one of these categories.

lets review a contestant or two that fit category d from above on the latest survivor:

dolly - oh baby did they kill two birds with one stone in picking dolly. dolly is a shepherdess from rural pennsylvania who, like many shepherdess from rural USA, has found the time and money to spend her life traveling the world & meeting/spending time with every living president. shepherdess + boobs = survivor candidate

ami – who is currently a starbucks barista and model (though i never saw her in the recent playboy “starbucks issue”). ami as it turns out spent her entire childhood growing up on a farm. relation to some sort of farm life + boobs = survivor candidate

clearly boobs will get you places when it comes to survivor – just look at 3 of the 4 women that have won survivor: tina = boobs, jenna = boobs, amber = boobs, sandra = well, she was a fluke, rupert was suppose to win. or, look at the audition tapes of hopefulls such as eliza orlins. eliza, like so many others that send tapes for audition, knew that she had to throw some cleav into the mix. what does she do? she stands in the snow somewhere on the syracuse university campus and talks to us for about 2.2 seconds before removing her coat and showcasing her boobs while people walking by start whistling at her and saying “nice rack babe!”. a babe standing in the snow in just a bikini with people screaming “nice rack!” = survivor candidate. nice.

i don’t have nice boobs + i’m not a model + i didn’t grow up on a farm + i don’t herd sheep + i’ve never worked construction = i’ll never be a survivor candidate.