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hmm, which of the statements below might describe raz best.

1) raz drinks iced coffee like tomorrow is the end of the world and he may forget what it tastes like if he died during the explosion. raz drinks iced coffee from starbucks or peet’s, he has no real preference. just as long as it's not the dunkin fucks iced mud. raz generally drinks about 2 iced coffees at work, more if he’s not. raz doesn’t know there is such thing as a “small” or “medium” iced coffee possibility, he only knows how to order large or venti. raz prefers to call iced coffee “the juice.”raz gets higher than a kite whenever he’s on the juice. raz is very much high on the juice as he writes this. raz has been known to do lots of stupid work very fast while on the juice at work. raz knows that he drinks too much juice but just can’t seem to stop. raz is addicted to the juice.

2) raz does not drink iced coffee. ever.