making easy money. part 1
i’m going to let you in on a little secret here, which could net you some serious cash, but only if you’re a woman:
if you have boobs and learn to play poker you will be a millionaire in like 10 days.
let me explain how this happens, hypothetically of course.
so, say you’re down at foxwoods one saturday night and its like maybe 11pm. for example.
you go put your name on a list for a table.
you buy some chips and stand around for a minute.
your name gets called.
you sit down at the table.
you take a look at the people playing at the table and see what you’re up against:
most tables have like 10 people sitting at them, plus a dealer. this makes for a fairly crowded environment because the table really isn’t that big. the first thing that you do when you sit down is check where the dealer button is placed, because you’d like to know how much time you have to watch this game before playing. i usually like to watch for about 4 or 5 hands before actually playing, and tonight lets say you have maybe 5 hands to watch before playing.
watching is key to starting at a new table. you need to look at each player and try to figure out what kind of player you think they’ll be. you need to see if you recognize anyone from playing before and if you can recall anything that will help in today’s game. you need to know who has the chips and who doesn’t (less chips = more conservative/tighter play, usually). you need to find out if there are any aggressive players to your immediate left and right. basically you need to see if this table is even worth staying at and trying to play.
after 5 hands here is a hypothetical assessment of the table:
we have 2 players that you recognize and know play here like every waking hour, these players can be good or bad to play with – you recognize them at knowing how to play and they don’t know this.
we have 2 friends sitting next to each other, with a female friend standing behind watching, do doubt this combo has never played in a casino before (the way they look at their cards tells you they haven’t even watched poker on tv, and they have yet to catch on about a proper method of hiding the cards while looking at them).
you also have two people that appear to be drinking heavily – one right next to you that has jack daniels on his breath, nasty. one across from you with eyes and a constant smile that spell drunk.
the player to your immediate left may have played a bit and knows what he’s doing, but he’s checking out everyone at the table, which is never good. i usually prefer the kind of people that can’t read other people, you would hate to think this guy can tell what you have just by looking at you if he wants.
you also seem to have a player that can’t keep his eyes off the cards on the board as they fall. he does this for each hand while you’re sitting and watching. this could tell you he’s trying to figure out the best possible hand at any given moment and what hand has the best chance of winning and how many outs are left for such and such hand to have a 20% edge over the person who raised pre-flop and might be holding AQ suited. its people like these that are new to the game but have a serious understanding already – you can tell because he gives a facial expression of amazement or surprise every time the hand is finished, as if to approve or disapprove of how the hand was played and what the odds were. he even makes a comment on the odds of one hand coming through. if he played enough he would know how to keep the comments and facial expressions to a minimum.
we also have a player missing from the table, probably on a break to get food, use the bathroom or smoke. but we have a pretty good idea about what we’re up against, and it appears as though there could be money made at this table. you have a general read on everyone and you’re feeling fairly confident as you get ready for the first hand to be dealt to you.
but this is low-stakes poker, very low-stakes. nothing really gives you a serious edge at a table like this.
unless.
unless you are the person gone to use the bathroom or smoke or do whatever. because this person could happen to be a woman, the only woman playing at this table. not many women play poker here and often times you can go an entire night just playing with a bunch of guys. you may notice the friend combo kind of turn their heads and tap one of the drunk dudes on the arm and say something you can’t hear. you never need to really hear what they say if you can’t hear because its always the same. the only thing to take your attention away from the game of poker would be if a really hot girlfriend came to see how her boyfriend is doing. or maybe a pack of college girls that all came down to play slots and want to come see how the guys they came with are doing at poker. so you always want to check out what all the commotion is about. you pop your head up and look around until you see about 500 heads doing the same thing. you follow the general head direction until you see what everyone is looking at. hmm, yes indeed, the usual. some really hot chick has wandered into the poker room, no doubt lost and looking for a way out of this room full of guys that all seem to be looking at her. but she does seem to be walking rather briskly, as if she knows where she’s going. now she seems determined to actually get to the table you’re sitting at. and yes, holy shit, she does in fact seem to be sitting down in the empty chair at our table.
you will now proceed to basically hand your money over to her, though it will happen over a period of about 20 hands. you will be handing your money over to her because she has breasts, she has displayed them upon the table in a very distracting manor, and you keep your eyes on them instead of your money.
she knows this. you know this. there is no stopping this from happening.
the step by step process of what this will look like can be best described in part 2. which i'm working on.
if you have boobs and learn to play poker you will be a millionaire in like 10 days.
let me explain how this happens, hypothetically of course.
so, say you’re down at foxwoods one saturday night and its like maybe 11pm. for example.
you go put your name on a list for a table.
you buy some chips and stand around for a minute.
your name gets called.
you sit down at the table.
you take a look at the people playing at the table and see what you’re up against:
most tables have like 10 people sitting at them, plus a dealer. this makes for a fairly crowded environment because the table really isn’t that big. the first thing that you do when you sit down is check where the dealer button is placed, because you’d like to know how much time you have to watch this game before playing. i usually like to watch for about 4 or 5 hands before actually playing, and tonight lets say you have maybe 5 hands to watch before playing.
watching is key to starting at a new table. you need to look at each player and try to figure out what kind of player you think they’ll be. you need to see if you recognize anyone from playing before and if you can recall anything that will help in today’s game. you need to know who has the chips and who doesn’t (less chips = more conservative/tighter play, usually). you need to find out if there are any aggressive players to your immediate left and right. basically you need to see if this table is even worth staying at and trying to play.
after 5 hands here is a hypothetical assessment of the table:
we have 2 players that you recognize and know play here like every waking hour, these players can be good or bad to play with – you recognize them at knowing how to play and they don’t know this.
we have 2 friends sitting next to each other, with a female friend standing behind watching, do doubt this combo has never played in a casino before (the way they look at their cards tells you they haven’t even watched poker on tv, and they have yet to catch on about a proper method of hiding the cards while looking at them).
you also have two people that appear to be drinking heavily – one right next to you that has jack daniels on his breath, nasty. one across from you with eyes and a constant smile that spell drunk.
the player to your immediate left may have played a bit and knows what he’s doing, but he’s checking out everyone at the table, which is never good. i usually prefer the kind of people that can’t read other people, you would hate to think this guy can tell what you have just by looking at you if he wants.
you also seem to have a player that can’t keep his eyes off the cards on the board as they fall. he does this for each hand while you’re sitting and watching. this could tell you he’s trying to figure out the best possible hand at any given moment and what hand has the best chance of winning and how many outs are left for such and such hand to have a 20% edge over the person who raised pre-flop and might be holding AQ suited. its people like these that are new to the game but have a serious understanding already – you can tell because he gives a facial expression of amazement or surprise every time the hand is finished, as if to approve or disapprove of how the hand was played and what the odds were. he even makes a comment on the odds of one hand coming through. if he played enough he would know how to keep the comments and facial expressions to a minimum.
we also have a player missing from the table, probably on a break to get food, use the bathroom or smoke. but we have a pretty good idea about what we’re up against, and it appears as though there could be money made at this table. you have a general read on everyone and you’re feeling fairly confident as you get ready for the first hand to be dealt to you.
but this is low-stakes poker, very low-stakes. nothing really gives you a serious edge at a table like this.
unless.
unless you are the person gone to use the bathroom or smoke or do whatever. because this person could happen to be a woman, the only woman playing at this table. not many women play poker here and often times you can go an entire night just playing with a bunch of guys. you may notice the friend combo kind of turn their heads and tap one of the drunk dudes on the arm and say something you can’t hear. you never need to really hear what they say if you can’t hear because its always the same. the only thing to take your attention away from the game of poker would be if a really hot girlfriend came to see how her boyfriend is doing. or maybe a pack of college girls that all came down to play slots and want to come see how the guys they came with are doing at poker. so you always want to check out what all the commotion is about. you pop your head up and look around until you see about 500 heads doing the same thing. you follow the general head direction until you see what everyone is looking at. hmm, yes indeed, the usual. some really hot chick has wandered into the poker room, no doubt lost and looking for a way out of this room full of guys that all seem to be looking at her. but she does seem to be walking rather briskly, as if she knows where she’s going. now she seems determined to actually get to the table you’re sitting at. and yes, holy shit, she does in fact seem to be sitting down in the empty chair at our table.
you will now proceed to basically hand your money over to her, though it will happen over a period of about 20 hands. you will be handing your money over to her because she has breasts, she has displayed them upon the table in a very distracting manor, and you keep your eyes on them instead of your money.
she knows this. you know this. there is no stopping this from happening.
the step by step process of what this will look like can be best described in part 2. which i'm working on.
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