i work out every single day

i figure i owe it to myself.

and the ladies.

i usually hit the gym early in the morning or late at night, depending on how i feel for the day. or how much work i have. if i don’t hit the gym then i throw on my running shoes and pound some pavement for a few hours. if i don’t pound the pavement then i grab my tennis racket and hit the courts for a few matches. if i don’t hit the courts then i grab my basketball and throw some hoops with the neighborhood kids for a bit. if i don’t throw some hoops then i’ll usually throw on some swim trunks and hit the charles river for some laps from shore to shore next to the harvard bridge. if i don’t swim some laps then i’ll usually try to hit the links out in newton for a quick 9 holes, no cart.

this keeps me pretty limber in the sack, or so the ladies tell me.

i tell them to just enjoy the moment, we can talk about my incredible physique later.