advanced flirting techniques

it's wednesday and i'm going on my second date of the week (if sunday counted as this week). no lie. this way hot chick here at work just comes and sits down next to me at a staff "end of year celebration" lunch. there are a million seats to take, she picks the one next to me. ok, that may be a lie - it was the only seat available. so i use my usual finesse that i like to pour on when the time is right, this immediately has her hooked.

me: "so, you're pretty hot"

hot chick (laughing, almost spitting out her water): "maybe, i don't know"

me: "um, yeah, so like i was saying, you're pretty hot"

hot chick (flirting eyes kick in here): "didn't we just go over this?"

me: "yeah, sorry. listen, i'm not good at the small talk so you'll have to supply the filler here"

hot chick: "you know nobody has ever been this quite this blunt before, if this is your flirting strategy it might have just worked"

me (playing hard to get, as usual): "if i was trying to flirt i wouldn’t have said something so stupid - no matter if it's true"

hot chick: "are you saying you're not interested in me?.....ok, well how about this, i'd like to go out with you.....tonight. say no and i'll believe you, say yes and i'm a happy girl"

i think we all know what happened next. something about me saying sure and her wetting her pants over the idea of going out with me later tonight. so there we have it, date # 2 of the week. i don't think my date from sunday night will mind - she said that if i somehow mention her on my first post of this site she'll go on a second date with me (seriously, she said this to me). so here you go kristen, how about friday night, does friday night work for you? Don’t get mad at me for seeing this hot chick, it was not my idea.

word, i'll let you know how the date goes. but if she turns into another one of those chicks who just wants me for my body i'm out.